Man o' man is the office just buzzing with activity! I'm sweating like a slave here. I've never been pushed so hard for to get a product finished and ready.

Ladies and gentlemen if you smell carefully, that paragraph is loaded with bullshit! Yes my dear friends BULLSHIT!
Actually I'm living the sweet life....no, no, you pitiful, naive bastards I'm not on vacation. I'm at work yet there is no work for me to do. "Gasp! That's not possible!" I hear you say. Well it is. Here I sit...with absolutely nothing to do. That's it. That's my journal. I'm doing nothing at work. Effectively I'm getting paid to do nothing.

I should be happy...but I'm not. Ladies and gentlemen a dark day has fallen upon your hero/champion/king(me)! You know there is something very wrong when your leader(again, me)cannot simply enjoy the oncoming days of "WORKLACKINGNESS"!! My subjects save me from my depression and ENTERTAIN YOUR BASTION OF HOPE(me(is this necessary?(wait brackets inside brackets? can I do that?)))!